YOU TUBE POOP

A VIDEO ON YOU TUBE WHERE SOMEONE'S WORDS ARE MIXED. THEIR FACE MIGHT ALSO BE MIXED!

Joe Biden is expected to be the second President of You Tube Poop, since Donald Trump was the best actor and wasn't reelected.

by J_4_S_2_H_0 April 7, 2021

Flesh tube shimmy

Sliding into a woman's vagina.

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like you had a fun flesh tube shimmy.
Person 2: You caught me, felt like I was drowning in there.

by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021

Flesh tube thimmy

Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.

by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021

Noob Tube

An extremely overpowered weapon in a video game that inexperienced players (noobs) tend to spam.

It is named for the grenade launcher attachment to assault rifles in COD. Due to the fact that it requires zero effort to use, new players tend to spam it a lot. Plus it looks like a tube, hence the name "Noob Tube."

It is also available in the GMOD gamemode Prop Hunt, although in this case it's a necessary evil because the 1hp props can be frustrating to kill.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2021

Cinder Tube

When engaging in sexual intercourse, a hamster tunnel is inserted into the vagina and hot coals are poured down it. This will cause extreme pleasure for the lady.

“ Bro I was with her last night and she totally was down for the cinder tube!” -Ryan

by SpankMeHarder December 13, 2021

Stupid tube

The epitome of being stupid. So stupid they need to be placed in a tube and sent away.

Listen up you stupid tube.

by Juice delhagen April 19, 2022

Noob Tube

Term used for the XM1014 or, Leone YG1265 (as it was previously known), Auto Shotgun in the Counter-Strike series of online multiplayer first person shooter games. Named for being a large bore weapon for new players, the shotgun is overpowered, has a high rate of fire, and does not require much aiming. This enables noobs to run and gun up close, which is the only way they can get kills as they can't aim. Named after the trial weapon code of the USMC, it's really the Benelli M4 shotgun.

All the other definitions assigning the term's definition to more modern games are from ignorant kids who don't appreciate what came before them.

"&#^$^!!! I just got the butt-sex from some chode with a noob tube from behind!"

by Saint Kliegl April 25, 2022