Get a spoon

So you can get my ass

Person 1: “Did you hear Biden won the presidency?”
Person 2: “go get a spoon”

by Sinofwrath7ds January 19, 2024

Fork and spoon operator

A large, omnivorous gastropod, typically indigenous to sector 7-G of the local nuclear power plant

"Homer Simpson sir, one of the fork and spoon operators from Sector 7-G"

"Well, he certainly has loose waggle!"

by technicallynotarson January 30, 2024

spoon

a hard stick used for killing

DEATH!!!!!! to you by the spoon

by thisislili October 18, 2022

Spooning 2.0

When you stick a spoon up you’re ass or vagina and leave it there for some sort of sexual desire

Person one: have you tried spooning
Person two: yea it was terrible that spoon really hurt
Person one: what the fuck that’s spooning 2.0

by I hate my brain March 24, 2020

raining boots and spoons

To rain eally hard as if being stepped on by many boots or hit with many spoons.

Its raining boots and spoons out here today.

by Boots24601 September 7, 2022

lemon spoon

when someone pinches your butthole

dude she just lemon spooned me

by xsleepyz December 16, 2022

a spoon in a glass of water

An exclamation showing one’s dislike for food photos.

I showed Stephen a spoon in a glass of water when he kept sending me food photos. He stopped soon after!

by megan11000 March 12, 2021