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pooping bus

A public bus (usually an intercity route) that has no bathroom and that goes for a significant amount of time (say an hour or longer, sometimes several hours) without making any stops to allow passengers to use the restroom.

These buses are called pooping buses because not everyone can hold it in for the long ride, leading some passengers to go in their pants.
When riding on a pooping bus, wearing a diaper is recommended.
by Bed time June 27, 2010
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poop funny

poop funny funi pop po fun p fn
funny poop? poopy is funny!!=+1?!
poop funny funny!!
by multi retarded boy October 21, 2020
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poop cologne

A fart that smells like poop, and, as soon as released, you can smell it (similar to how you can smell cologne immediately after spraying it).

Most often experienced when a poop is coming on.
Andrew: *farts*

Jenny: Oh my god did you just shart?

Andrew: No, poop cologne.
by tubstep February 6, 2012
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poop eraser

The Evolutionary Leaf

With the help of modern day science, we no longer have to resort to using a leaf while squating by some tree in a public park. You can purchase modernized poop eraser at any convenience store.
Modernized poop eraser makes me proud to be an American.
by Lala PaPloopza April 23, 2008
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poop sleeve

The sleeve you pull up when your wiping your ass so you don't get any poop on it.
Dude, did you just take a shit?
Why do you ask?
Because your poop sleeve is still up!
by MayBBayB February 15, 2010
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poop log

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.
Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.
by drzimo March 23, 2010
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Poop Snotching

The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.
Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.
by Vladdx March 3, 2008
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