Whaled

The act of suffocation due to being within close proximity of someone overweight.

Matthew learned from his mistake after getting whaled by Ryan

by Thestuffguy October 15, 2017

Web whale

A mobility scooter-obese woman who tries to find some sex by using Tinder as a means of hiding her bariatric condition.

"You remember I told you bout Debbie from Tinder? Turned out she was a damn web whale! "
" You're so desperately fat and deformed the only way you can get close to a sexual intercourse is from being a web whale."

by thisability November 2, 2018

pallid whale

When you have intense sex with an obese woman and end up covering her in semen

"i gave that bitch the pallid whale"

by ver_meil December 21, 2024

Whale

A person who spends unbelievable amounts of money on a game. One of the most well known whales is seol, a played in e7.

Whales. When a person says this, they are insulting everyone for being like seol, a massive spender.

by Whale/seol April 1, 2021

Whale the tar

Beat or thrash someone severely. Another definition of whale is to attach either verbally or physically. hit or beat someone.

The team whale the tar out of their opponent 20-2. The security officer dragged them into the lane way and started whaling the tar out of them

by annoyingclodshoemoney February 16, 2023

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

Beluga Whale

Also the name for Ryan Joseph Young. These huge body’s only eat certain food and whether it’s good for them or not they will still eat it due to their huge stomach capacity. If the male creatures eat too much they can get this very rare condition called “man with tits”. Don’t get yourself fooled, if you see one of these you better call for help because it’s very very rare to see this.

“Holy fuck! I didn’t know beluga whales eat big macs!”

Kid- “look mom! that beluga whale has HUGE tits!”

Mom- “no son.. That’s just spydee”

by billy fuc March 29, 2020