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Blo'hol Blast

It is the holiest drink to bless the planet. Made from blended vaporeons there is nothing better. Gamer girl bathwater has nothing on the holy apparatus that is Blo'hol Blast.
Thanks, bro for Blo'Hol blasting me last night.
Yeah man, no problem.
by expert creamer February 15, 2024
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Blast

To have a blast, is to have a good time.

(also may include a person being slightly intoxicated)
P.1: Hey, are you alright?
P.2: *pukes* Yes mann. I'm having a blast!
by Dreamname//Elise June 14, 2018
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Sheep "Blasted"

Sheep "Blasted" Means a victim suffer heavy disorientation by sheep affection. And is also alternative therm for headache. It may also have harder impact on skinny people.
Sheep "Blasted" could be put up as an example of situation like Headache or pain

"Ahh this sheep brings me grave pain"

"This headache is natural cause of sheep"

"I Feel suffer, due to fact Sheep brought pain"
by Sheep "Blasted" April 24, 2017
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gram-blast

To expose a person or situation via social media, especially instagram.
I can't believe you put me on gram-blast at the party! Now everyone in school is going to know how drunk I was.
by MrMeanwhile April 25, 2017
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Blast

My girlfriend and I just broke up, I need to blast tonight.
I'm so hungry I could blast some food right now.
She's so hot, I could blast her.
by Will.I.Am & Simon Says August 27, 2019
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Booch Blast

When your kombucha fizzes upon opening and blasts all over you
"Sorry I'm late, I had a booch blast"
by zzburg May 9, 2019
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History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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