Fur Beach

When one finds him or herself going to a beach in hope of finding a hairy lover

Grab your sun tan lotion, we're going to fur beach!

by Ptak38 December 15, 2010

Beach Whale Rescue Team

See definition for "Ryan Price"

"Ryan Price is a member of the Beach Whale Rescue Team, he loves fucking fat chicks!

"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"

by Amishflap January 2, 2012

Spinning Beach Ball of Death

The rainbow-colored beach ball/pinwheel that pops up whenever you force-close an app or your mac is slow.

Guy1: I got the spinning beach ball of death again
Guy2: So? Who cares?

by fakename06 December 28, 2018

beach walk

The act of moving your hand surreptitiously down a woman's (can be your own) body from the breasts to the pubis, then just slightly over enough to feel the 'lapping of the sea'

Girl: "What's your hand going south for Grant?"
Boy: "Oh, just a beach walk.."
OR
Girl: "I was in the shower and my hand was going for a beach walk. Before I realised... it jumped straight in the surf"

by Midlands Dude March 24, 2024

Beach Harpoon

Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün

Etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see Cotton Pony (riding of)

I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned

by qwerty_not June 22, 2006

West Wittering Beach

West Wittering beach is A Lovely non Rocky beach on the south coast of England near Chichester and Hayling Island it is known for half-naked Fat middle age men who might need a Stella Artois. It's brother East Wittering Beach is a rocky beach that no one else wants to go to (its also near Chichester and Hayling Island) it's in west Sussex and was recently closed for a weekend for no fucking reason

Hey mate wanna go to East Wittering Beach ''No wanker I wanna go to West Wittering beach''.

by Thebestbeachever July 26, 2022

Beach Bob

Reed “Antonyreedbrown” Ellis

These Beach Bobs aren’t even primitive yet.

by Sbsbbsdndn January 8, 2023