Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.

Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019

Top Bastard

Someone who makes girls fall in love with them and then destroys their entire existence.

Did you see sulaimaan that “Top Bastard” make her infertile after the stress he caused

That guy has a “Top Bastard” condition

by Shush6363 November 26, 2023

Chip eating bastard

The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.

Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!

by the_game March 5, 2021

Bastard

Someone who's a total dickhead and a jerk mixed together

A guy named Grason Hardy is a huge bastard

by ThatGayDickHead February 16, 2023

Bastard

A fatherless child also used as an insult

Jake is a bastard

by Goodgiy4321 March 28, 2024

cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.

What a total cake bastard

by Dande123 May 31, 2020

Spiteful bastard

A Jack O’Calloghan is a spiteful bastard which means chuir sé meas ar bód a Camala Harris.

God jack you wont kill that child you are such a spiteful bastard

by Anonymous6942017 November 16, 2021