Mum

A breed of human that are known as ‘likely psychopath’ on the Dutton scale. Known traits include attraction to good grades, revision and academic achievements. Danger level: Extreme
Response: avoid when possible. Do not provoke by refusing to do revision. May suffer terrible consequences if provoked.

Oh no, the mum has escaped!

by Mumologist December 11, 2020

Sassys mum

Some sassymandarin mum who is a beast in the sack who loves the to take a twig inside her

Omg that sassys mum

by Sassys mum January 27, 2022

Mum

The greatest person to ever live!!! Every one of them is as unique and special in their own way as another. They are the best person in the world so be sure to never disrespect them.

Johny: My Mum is the best person in the world!

Jack: Mine too!

by Supdawg2010 March 23, 2022

ur mum

bruh it's ur mum lol

Who wants to play with me?

Ur Mum lol

by hahalolurmum February 2, 2022

Suck Yer Mum

Lewis Brown's favourite saying

Ben: "Lewis..."

Lewis: "SUCK YER MUM"

by Kyle03Str March 25, 2019

mum-in-love

When the man or woman you are dating has a mother, you can refer to her as your Mum-in-Love because you are yet to marry the son by law or customary rites.

I had the best chat with my Mum-in-Love today; she’s so warm and easy to talk to.

by Kikidel July 21, 2025

Mum gay

The act of having a gay mum

“Hey hey guess what?”
“What?”
“Your mum gay”

by Hey, your special January 16, 2019