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The J Curse

When a newborn boy is giving a name starting with J, it increases the likelihood that said child will be an absolute asshole/fuck boy.
I heard you thought Jacob was pretty cute. Are you going to talk to him?

I mean yeah he’s cute but he’s kind of a douche. I mean his name starts with a J, It’s a warning. He’s totally got the J Curse.
by Snowy11 July 3, 2022
mugGet the The J Cursemug.

J-Lin

J-Lin is the coolest badass bitch who will chase you down the street and bite your ankles off!
RUNN!! There’s a J-Lin down the street
by anonymous December 28, 2020
mugGet the J-Linmug.

J. Poe'd

The act of inserting a turkey baster filled with Pellegrino water up the ass of an unsuspecting girl during intercourse and discharging the baster hopefully causing simultaneous orgasm. For a similar result, see donkey punch.
Yo, dude, I J. Poe'd that girl last night!
by Jesus Ate My Ass June 16, 2010
mugGet the J. Poe'dmug.

j-terial

Any material (i.e. situations, pictures, video, thoughts) that will be used for future masturbation
"16 and pregnant" provides the most j-terial of any show.
by metsoa September 18, 2010
mugGet the j-terialmug.

J&S

J&S is an Irish slang expression from Cork, which means Joint and Sex
Person A: Do you have time tonight?
Person B: No, I do J&S with a girl from tinder tonight.
by Irish_slang December 13, 2021
mugGet the J&Smug.

Sophie J

sophie is hot (and very gay). Sophie has a gf (gf = charlei)
Charlei loves Sophie J because they are hot
by daddyeheiekk August 12, 2021
mugGet the Sophie Jmug.

Briley J.

She is an amazing friend. Everyone wants to be around her. She is always there when you need her. She is SUPER pretty, nice, caring, motherly, funny, silly, etcbzb
If BrileyJ. Can’t Hang Out That Means That She Has So Many Other People Wanting To Hang Out With Her Because She’s So Great. Briley J.
by Jojoj73 August 23, 2019
mugGet the Briley J.mug.

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