egyptian goose

when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact

Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.

by bozotexano39 August 22, 2021

Mother Goosing

When you shove a hard-boiled egg up your partners asshole and then eat it out.

Baby, have I'm a pro at mother goosing my partners.

by Tacohut June 6, 2021

Goose Burger

A general idiot, dumb ass or corn kernel

I cant believe Haydo fucked that up, what a Goose Burger

by CAPTAIN RING STINGER 69 August 29, 2024

Goose

Me: A goose... is actually... *drumbroll, please!!!* A GOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: WOOAHHHHHH AMAZING DESCRIPTION YOOOOO WOOOOO!!!!! *clapping* I NEVER KNEW THAT!!!!!!!1
Me: goose.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Okay thank you everyone for coming and this is the end of my performance.

goose.

by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 25, 2024

Goose mouth

When a girl puts her teeth on a guys penis when giving a blowjob.

Guy 1: “My girlfriend gave me goose mouth last night and i had to pull her off bc it hurt so bad”

by kybblekos November 24, 2024

Golden Goose Egg

describing something as gloriously or spectacularly bad.

They would've beaten me if it wasn't for that Golden Goose Egg

by word guy [[[[ December 5, 2024

Tight Goose

Precisely in order. A malaphor that is the opposite of Loosey Goosey.

"That's never passing inspection, he runs a tight goose"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024