cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)

Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?

by Light Joker June 1, 2006

Ice cream antisocial

A planned event in which one person consumes ice cream. No others are allowed to attend or even know about it.

Alan: What is this? You didn't invite me to the ice cream party?
JD: Naw, it was an ice cream antisocial.

by Motocrossgreg July 25, 2010

The Ice Cream Truck

One in the front and a fist full of ice in the rear.
Similar to The Van only funnier and colder.
See also: The Shocker

Bitch was gettin uppity about my fist in her ass, so I decided to chill her out with the Ice Cream Truck.

by Sphincter_Soup April 19, 2009

orange cream soda

A delicious combination of orange soda and ice cream created by Sir Brandon.

That orange cream soda, clearly invented by Brandon, is delicious.

by WebsterMiriam July 6, 2008

creamed my jeans

when some one is so fucking hot that you have an orgasm and cream ur jeans

Donna: i just creamed my jeans looking at Leo DiCaprio

by Sparks813 September 23, 2006

Ass cream sundae

When a girl shits in a cup and adds toppings like nuts, fudge, and a cherry on top.

Girl 1:How would you like an ass cream sundae?
Guy 1:Yes very much please.

by Tjsapimp October 27, 2010

Hungarian Cream Sickle

The act of a male sex partner ejaculating semen into a glass, sticking a pop-sickle in the glass, and freezing the contents. Later, after the semen has been frozen, it is served to the sexual counterpart.

Matt: Hey Kaitlyn, how does pop-sickle taste?

Kaitlyn: Pretty salty! What flavor is this?

Matt: It's a Hungarian Cream Sickle.

by Reggie The Blacksmith November 30, 2009