squirrel shout-out

Where you abruptly snap your head around and irritably bellow, “WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!” up into the trees whenever a bushy-tailed nut-gatherer makes a chattering scolding ruckus when you are merely minding your own business and working quietly in your yard. Sometimes this stress-relieving action may actually be performed mostly for the entertainment of others in your vicinity, particularly easily-amused giggly children --- you may indeed be highly irritated by the squirrel's inexplicable/unwarranted noisy tirade, but everyone knows that your own crimson-faced outburst really isn't gonna do much good overall, since squirrels obviously ain't gonna keep quiet just 'cuz you want them to.

Sometimes doing a squirrel shout-out is indeed effective in shutting up dat noisy fur-varmint, at least for a few minutes… guess he’s so non-plussed at my sudden bellowing outburst that he doesn’t know quite what to make of it all. But in any case, I still fail to see what he’s getting so pissed off about in da first place --- I’m not bothering him or even paying him any mind, and I sure as shootin’ ain’t after his precious acorns, so what’s his beef with me, anyhoot???

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

squirrels

dangerous creatures living around the world. they will not hesitate to harm /k1ll you. they will chase you to the ends of the earth and rip open your car door to attack you. they are highly venomous and less then a drop of their venom can leave millions unalived. there's no way to tame them or get away from them.

"squirrels are scary, man." -tom holland

by v_koshi May 7, 2022

Squirrel

A discreet way to point out a very attractive female.

Doubletake Whiplash worthy

Pl. Squirrels

Ex: "What're you lookin at babe?"

"Oh just the squirrels"

"I got some nuts for that squirrel"

by beadleblazr43 July 2, 2018

squirrel

The act of being distracted, drawn away from something

Friend 1: So when and where are we going?
Friend 2: We are leaving at 3pm to go to... (looks to his/her side) OH!! SQUIRREL!!!!

by Hibiki Hanks January 29, 2012

Squirreled up

To get extremely intoxicated

Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.

by KC cat in the Hat November 17, 2018

squirrel nose

A powerful, vicious and all consuming itch that paralyizes one's ability to act human and behave like a squirrel for a brief moment to conquer all that is evil inside of their nasal cavity.

Kayta, you're getting squirrel nose again, drink some milk.

by Lefucktard January 21, 2016

Squirrel

A small animal that usually stores food for the winter during the warmer months

There is a squirrel!!

by nanny the one June 20, 2020