emo squirrel : adjective
an emo squirrel is what you call someone who looks or acts "emo". you can call your friends it as a joke, or call other people it as an insult.
an emo squirrel is what you call someone who looks or acts "emo". you can call your friends it as a joke, or call other people it as an insult.
by maxissupercool April 29, 2022
Get the emo squirrelmug. squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.
"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013
Get the squirrel saucemug. It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.
As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squrrel Scouts are here selling their cookies" to wit he exclaimed "Squirrel Scout Cookies"!
by amywarhol March 4, 2017
Get the squirrel scout cookiemug. "I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.
by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011
Get the butt squirrelmug. When you're at college, and you see a squirrel, so you give it a dollar, because it's pretty fucking poor too.
by Tip Squirrels December 5, 2017
Get the tip squirrelsmug. Squirrel.... like Dave from "Up" probably the award winning "saddest movie" in history
"KIDS GET YOUR HISTORY BOOKS AND TURN TO PAGE "UP"! "
"KIDS GET YOUR HISTORY BOOKS AND TURN TO PAGE "UP"! "
by I...love....frogs. August 10, 2021
Get the Squirrelmug. a junior squirrel is typically being a little shit, annoying, or also could mean stop farting in public. These people tend to be boys, short ones.
Example 1.)
*student farts in class*
*teacher* “you are being such a junior squirrel”
Example 2.)
*barbra* omygosh did you hear what Betty did?
*linda* “no, what did she do?”
*barbara* “she ate my brownies, and I said hey those are for my grandson you junior squirrel.”
*student farts in class*
*teacher* “you are being such a junior squirrel”
Example 2.)
*barbra* omygosh did you hear what Betty did?
*linda* “no, what did she do?”
*barbara* “she ate my brownies, and I said hey those are for my grandson you junior squirrel.”
by Bella sue September 27, 2018
Get the Junior squirrelmug.