soft coc

a person who doesnt understand the point of having a good time and wants to shit on other people as much as they can

ahhhhhh heralds being a soft coc...

by you shouldnt use your real nam February 8, 2024

Soft french kiss

Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.

Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.

by Worthless January 12, 2020

micro soft

Male porn stars who have small dicks and have erectile disfunction

Director: This isn't very good, somebody get the micro soft a viagra

by bropacalypse January 16, 2017

Soft Turtle

when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.

ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...

by sal420paradise February 28, 2010

soft play hotdesking

Taking your work with you when you take your children to an indoor soft play centre, for example paperwork or laptop, and doing said work whilst the children are playing.

Today I saw several parents soft play hotdesking when I took my children to the indoor play centre.

by llamacroft October 13, 2014

soft

Kim Junmyeon. Kim Junmyeon is the definition of soft. Ask God and she will say the same!

"Hey I forgot what this word is called ... you know the opposite of 'hard' .." "Junmyeon?" "Ah yes, soft."

by tender yoonmin December 9, 2017

Eating soft rice

Eating soft rice (软饭吃者) has a chinese origin surrounding it. It is usually refers to men who smooches off of their girlfriend and live off of them. Soft rice eaters doesn't want to find a job but rely on their S/O to feed and take care of them.

Eg. "Emily's boyfriend is a soft rice eater!"

" You should stop eating soft rice and find a decent job!"

by Danes November 28, 2023