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Meat Sock

If an extremely fat person has no legs the resulting mounds of flesh cascading down and around their stumps result in 'meat socks'.
'You just made love to my meat sock baby'
by refuogee November 10, 2011
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Mismatched Socks

The impossible act of reaching into the ass of a male human and grabbing his penis and testicles and pulling them back out through his asshole, usually pulling out some of his intestine with it (similar to a pink sock). Thus the victim has his penis and testicles which are the same color of his skin tone hanging out of his ass along with a section of pinkish intestines.

Giving someone “mismatched socks” is impossible because one would have to rupture the intestine and break through the pelvis bone to grab the penis and testicles and pull them back out through the asshole. Also, if one grabs the penis and testicles from inside the body and pulls them out through the asshole the penis and testicles are inside out and are of a similar color of the intestines. Thus, the socks are not mismatched at all!
Mike annoyed Julie so she threatened to pull his penis and testicles out of his asshole, giving him mismatched socks! Ouch!
by xoxo__mismatched.socks March 30, 2009
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no show socks

Socks worn by insecure comformists who claim they are "more comfortable," but what's more comfortable about ferocious blades of grass scratching your fully-exposed ankles?
When the schools have Physical Education, look around. See no show socks in their wild habitat.
by Jinx (Name already used) September 24, 2011
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Fart Sock

Like when you fart into a sock and it doesn't explode.
You just totally fart socked that sock. Fifty points!
by LIL FUKKIN ROB January 8, 2008
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Poop socking

Sticking you foot up someone’s butt for sexual pleasure.
Dude your poop socking her, I love sticking my foot up butts!
by UngaUnga October 10, 2019
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Sock check

Always wear your socks to stay safe from anti Sus people, once you are wearing socks then you are not sus and you are safe so always sock check your homies to make sure they are safe
by Dirty Damoan March 17, 2019
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Wet socks

When your girl is giving you a foot job wearing socks and you cum all over the socks.
Dude I gave my girl some wet socks last night .
by RapeIsLikeARollercoaster May 31, 2018
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