Slugg

A fat disgusting creature born in the depths of a town called Irvington. Known for viciously masturbating to everything in site, racism, supporting Trump over everything else on this planet, and being second to Tabz in everything.

Slugg was seen in Trump towers jerking it to everything that walked by. Slugg is racist towards everything that does not represent white supremacy. Nobody likes Slugg. Slugg disrespects all woman and support women to become anorexic.

by thechosenone123456789 March 6, 2018

pube smuggler

A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth

The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.

by Awsnap Whoodat September 24, 2011

Muslim Slugger

Someone who is of middle-eastern origin (doesn't have to be muslim) who uses their sand sleaze to pick up A Perfect 6.

Bro did you see Ajmal fuck up like 3 butter faces last night?? He really is a Muslim Slugger!

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016

sluggies

The name given for abnormally dark, thick and obscuring eyebrows, approximately 2-3 finger widths in length. The name evolved from the the similar width and length of the common garden slug.

Girl 1: 'Did you kiss that guy with those sluggies??'
Girl 2: 'Yeah they tickled my face'

Girl 1: 'I was so drunk last nite...I think I kissed his sluggies'

by i-heart-britney June 12, 2011

snuggie

(v.) To get warm or comfortable by means of a Snuggie.

I'm gonna go get my snuggie on.

by xmaaron October 18, 2010

Sluggin the coloradoan

A term used for a 14 year old boy who finds the word Angina funny and needs to be placed in a burlap sack and beaten with a stick repeatedly.

Also somone named Stehen.

"That guy thinks Anginas are funny we totally need to be Sluggin the coloradoan ".

by Petra Beaus May 12, 2007

smuggling grapes

When a man is subjected to cold temperatures and his testes shrivel up inside his body like a pre-pubescent boy. It's almost as if he is attempting to purposefully hide his testes from customs.

Man it's so cold out here... My balls are so shriveled, it's like I'm smuggling grapes over here.

by Parcheeeeeseeee February 12, 2014