Mummy Shit

After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.

Wife: Are you okay dear?

Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!

Wife: Pig.

by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010

fine as shit

You are a certified dime piece. As The Dream says "Shorty is a 10"

Bae you look fine as shit wit that dress on

by Doc_Player419 December 1, 2014

Piece of Shit

Someone who is the lowest level of human being imaginable.

Greg: Did you hear about Amber Heard?
Me: Yeah, she’s a piece of shit.

by BaxterCash November 13, 2020

shit page

A stupid definition for trash account that Hanna just made up on the spot

"Was it on her shit page?"

"Hanna, what the fuck is a shit page?"

by Paul Nosylla February 20, 2017

halloween shit

A deuce in whereby the process of wiping takes longer than the deuce itself. Typically characterized by a soft and/or mushy texture that takes 15 wipes or more. Usually have to wipe until pure exhaustion/frustration kicks in, or until there is no more toilet paper left.

The opposite of a Christmas Shit, whereby it's only necessary to wipe once or perhaps twice, absolute max, until you're clean as a whistle.

Mike: Bro, what the hell took you so long in there, we just missed our flight!
George: Sorry, my guy. It was a Halloween shit.

Mike: Damn, that's wild, G. Hope you're feeling better at least. Sucks we can't go to Mexico anymore, though.
George: Don't stress, Holmes. There's always next year.
Mike: Major facts!

by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022

Shit Smuggler

Describes someone who has an odouress disposition.

Clive stunk like a shit smugglers duffel bag.

by blackninja980 October 4, 2007

Ate shit

To fall hard, often face-first, while walking, running, or attempting to perform a stunt. Eating shit may result in injury, because this type of fall often happens too quickly for the person to put their hands out to catch themselves.

"What happened to Adam's face?"

"He ate shit on his run this morning--the sidewalks are really icy!"

by grimm23 January 30, 2022