salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.

salty mike by The Aid Giver November 21, 2016

Salty margarita 

A one hitter packed of your favorite mary Jane and rimmed with some keef

Dude that salty margarita had me feeling right last night

Salty margarita by Battleblood 7273 November 28, 2016

salty tart 

To describe a person that is so salty and or mad, they start coming uncontrollably from there eyeballs, causing pain and minor tickling

Look at that poor salty tart

I feel so bad for that salty tart

salty tart by Grapefruit December 6, 2016

salty martinez 

When a guy cums on a taco and feeds it to you.

Girl, you look hungry... I'ma feed you a salty Martinez.

salty martinez by Jomart443 December 11, 2016

salty kernel

Chunky Semen

I got that salty kernel stuck in my throat.

salty kernel by Kernel69 March 23, 2017

salty hagedorne 

when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".

that was rude, he did not really know the guy and he gave him a salty hagedorne.

salty hagedorne by ruby 2002 April 15, 2017

salty eune player 

Someone that plays League of Legends, in the server EUNE, whom is usually with high ammounts of sodium chloride in their body. You can usually find them under the alias: "xXDestroyerXx", "ToxicDude99", "Dont read this" and "Just a Prank Bro".

Classic salty eune player.

salty eune player by Ranheta April 30, 2017