swamp horse

The most glorious of horses known to mankind. Can do anything but fly and is tough to catch in the wild. Makes John Wayne look like a pussy.

Dude you see that swamp horse!!!

Naw what horse?

Never mind he just flew off.

by Wakka flokka burr December 22, 2013

shaspazum

Electric shock feeling out of nowhere

Oh my go I didn't know th- shaspazum! What the ?

by Your majesty November 4, 2013

swamp log

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce

A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.

by waca waca 22 November 24, 2013

swampdemon

A creature that prowls the southern swamps of the united states and Mexico

Lindsay lohan is a swampdemon

by buck buck May 18, 2014

swampdonkey

A nice ass or a ugly person

Look at the swampdonkey on her!!!!

Damn hes a swampdonkey ass looking fool.

by zitiy May 4, 2014

swamp slug

1. A muck feeder

2. A devious, toothless, thieving, filthy, mooching, slut, who has been ran through by all the dirtiest people in the worst part of town. That will steal everything she can get away with even down to ur dirty underwear. After she smells them.

That girl jocelyn is such a swamp slug

by michael nitewood May 11, 2014

swamp moss

A serious condition in which fish eggs are laid throughout ones pubic hair.

I told you Jocelyn's swamp moss was acting up!
You didn't tell me it was contagious!

by Josh widowers lush lunch July 9, 2014