A story so weird and absurd that you would not have believed that happend to that person. Was it not a Tess that told it.
by TrulyTheOneAndOnly June 18, 2025
Get the Tess Story mug.a sex story is basically a thing horny kids look up to get wet or hard. anyways here’s mine:
sarah was horny as fuck, but her friends amy and kyle were supposed to be over in 10 minutes. sarah couldn’t help herself bc her pussy was soaking through her panties, so she decided to put porn on and fuck herself anyways. she put her hand into her pants and started massaging her swollen clit and she was moaning so loud she didn’t hear her friends let themselves in. they walked in on her using her vibrator on herself to lesbian porn, looked at each other, and joined. kyle started fingering amy as amy ate sarah out. they were all moaning like mad, then they switched positions where amy and sarah were on top of kyle kissing and sucking each others tits, sarah was getting fucked by kyle’s 10 inch bwc and amy was getting tongue fucked by kyle. sarah and amy were moaning so loud as kyle was grabbing amy’s fat ass and sarah and amy were rubbing their sensitive 36d and 34c cup nipples on each other. amy started squirting on kyle’s face as sarah and kyle both came at the same time. after kyle came inside sarah, he grabbed amy by the hips and started hitting it from the back while amy ate kyles cum out of sarah’s pussy.
sarah was horny as fuck, but her friends amy and kyle were supposed to be over in 10 minutes. sarah couldn’t help herself bc her pussy was soaking through her panties, so she decided to put porn on and fuck herself anyways. she put her hand into her pants and started massaging her swollen clit and she was moaning so loud she didn’t hear her friends let themselves in. they walked in on her using her vibrator on herself to lesbian porn, looked at each other, and joined. kyle started fingering amy as amy ate sarah out. they were all moaning like mad, then they switched positions where amy and sarah were on top of kyle kissing and sucking each others tits, sarah was getting fucked by kyle’s 10 inch bwc and amy was getting tongue fucked by kyle. sarah and amy were moaning so loud as kyle was grabbing amy’s fat ass and sarah and amy were rubbing their sensitive 36d and 34c cup nipples on each other. amy started squirting on kyle’s face as sarah and kyle both came at the same time. after kyle came inside sarah, he grabbed amy by the hips and started hitting it from the back while amy ate kyles cum out of sarah’s pussy.
kyle was moaning so hard and spanking amy as she ate sarah out. “i love this big dick daddy!!!!” amy screamed. then kyle picked up sarah’s vibrator and put it on amy’s clit, and amy squirted everywhere. after amy came, kyle and amy used sarah’s dildo and vibrator on sarah, and sarah came everywhere. then, kyle cleaned up both of their pussies with his mouth and watched sarah and amy make out while rubbing each others nipples.
sarah: this was like my favorite sex story come true!
amy: mine too, my pussy is so beat
sarah: this was like my favorite sex story come true!
amy: mine too, my pussy is so beat
by queenshit9918 June 30, 2025
Get the sex story mug.-"Hey, Daddy, tonight I want you to make me cum." Jacquelle told me.
-"It's my first time," I said, and she started stripping off my shirt, revealing my six-pack. She licked it.
-"Then let's make the most of it," she replied, taking off my grey sweatpants. She then took off my boxers, revealing my six-inch, uncut dick. She gasped, seeing the bulge formed in my pants. I took off her shirt to reveal her huge, bra-less boobs.
We got into reverse cowgirl, and she started bouncing so hard. Her breasts were throbbing onto my face as she pushed harder and harder and moaned, pleasured. Her tits were huge, oh my. I stared at those Hiamalayas and only at them. When I started to feel like I was getting to the edge, I yelled:
-"I'm about to cum!"
She continued to thrust, and I cummed. She stopped, cumming as well.
-"That was so good, Papí,"
We lied down for a bit, and then she went under the covers and took off my condom to suck my cock. She was so good. I felt the grip of her mouth around it, and she thrusted back and forth. I could feel her tits hitting my abs as she began to massage my balls. I started to cum after 10 seconds of that. The pleasure was too much. She then thrusted her butthole against my softening cock and, oh, it got hard easily. It was so tight, it felt like I was masturbing while she fucked me. Holy fuck. I cummed again, but this time, she didn't stop.
And that was too much. I passed out, her titties on my face, pushing her butt so she could sit on my face.
-"It's my first time," I said, and she started stripping off my shirt, revealing my six-pack. She licked it.
-"Then let's make the most of it," she replied, taking off my grey sweatpants. She then took off my boxers, revealing my six-inch, uncut dick. She gasped, seeing the bulge formed in my pants. I took off her shirt to reveal her huge, bra-less boobs.
We got into reverse cowgirl, and she started bouncing so hard. Her breasts were throbbing onto my face as she pushed harder and harder and moaned, pleasured. Her tits were huge, oh my. I stared at those Hiamalayas and only at them. When I started to feel like I was getting to the edge, I yelled:
-"I'm about to cum!"
She continued to thrust, and I cummed. She stopped, cumming as well.
-"That was so good, Papí,"
We lied down for a bit, and then she went under the covers and took off my condom to suck my cock. She was so good. I felt the grip of her mouth around it, and she thrusted back and forth. I could feel her tits hitting my abs as she began to massage my balls. I started to cum after 10 seconds of that. The pleasure was too much. She then thrusted her butthole against my softening cock and, oh, it got hard easily. It was so tight, it felt like I was masturbing while she fucked me. Holy fuck. I cummed again, but this time, she didn't stop.
And that was too much. I passed out, her titties on my face, pushing her butt so she could sit on my face.
by HERHUGEBOOBS July 2, 2025
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Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.
by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025
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In memes, a "villain origin story" is a humorous way to describe a moment or event that is so frustrating, petty, or absurd that it could realistically push someone to become a supervillain—if life were a comic book or movie. - chatgpt
In memes, a "villain origin story" is a humorous way to describe a moment or event that is so frustrating, petty, or absurd that it could realistically push someone to become a supervillain—if life were a comic book or movie. - chatgpt
It is summer. A nice boy is now 8 years old. He gets his first cone of icecream. Before turning 8 his parents would only give him ice cream in a cup. "You're to young to handle an ice cream cone Bobby, dontcha kno"
a bully knocks the ice cream out of the boys hand. the boy glares at the bully for 15 seconds.
A group of teenagers see the boy's interaction with the bully and say and say to each other: "Villain Origin Story vibes".
a bully knocks the ice cream out of the boys hand. the boy glares at the bully for 15 seconds.
A group of teenagers see the boy's interaction with the bully and say and say to each other: "Villain Origin Story vibes".
by Bradley Armpitt July 15, 2025
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Hey snatch rack! You need a booty romp due to excessive teeth draggage. If you're lucky some deadlift dirty butthole will make you a MICU success story.
by asystole August 23, 2025
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