smiffy

A smiffy wifter. See smiffy wifter.

Hey look, there's smiffy, lets throw cans at him...better still, rocks.

by Philly February 23, 2005

Smiffy

A significantly close sibling, usually a year or two apart. Most commonly misspelled as "Smiffey", and can be shortened to "Smiffz". A "Smiffy" tends to use spaces in between punctuated smiley faces and before/after punctuation.

Smiffy, you are the best big sister in the entire world, let's take a profile picture for our Facebook profiles to show everyone how close we are!

by TheRealSmiffy May 18, 2011

smiffo

An extreamly bad loser at any game wether it be tennis, heads and volleys or snooker.

dont cheat like smiffo! no offece smiffo.

by Dr sexy February 26, 2006

smiley sandwich

a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(

person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.

by carlyx srsly December 24, 2008

smiledr

A Middle aged beautiful and smart woman who has the potential to do anything with a little help from someone she trusts.

Thats no angel....thats smiledr

by God of the Sea November 16, 2007

smalfun

1. (n) used as a replacement word in phrase or song
2. (n) a word missunderstood due to a southern accent

I'm getting smalfun for Christmas...

And she went back by the shed and said "smalfun smalfun"

by suzyqs321 and family December 27, 2007

SILF

Per an application (Naughty Gifts) on the facebook: a "Sheep I'd Like to Fuck"

On Brokeback Mountain, Jack's ass was not the only thing that Ennis lusted for. There were a multitude of SILFs to deflower and so Ennis brought a new "silence" to the lambs.

by theportangel June 13, 2008