purple haze

Abita Purple Haze is a raspberry wheat brew beer that tastes like soda. The alcohol can barely if at all be tasted and has about the same alcohol content as your average beer. Most likely named after the weed by the same name. A six pack runs for about $7.50 so it is definitely not a cheap drunk.

I'm sick of drinking this nasty, cheap beer, lets pick up some delicious purple haze instead.

by Steve Rotella January 19, 2008

purple suit

some weirdo from egypt who thinks america is better than britain and walks around in a purple suit attracting all the men when in reality they only go near him to see if his armpits really do smell like chicken as the legends state.

“did you see purple suit today? his armpits really do smell like chicken aaaa”

by laqueeshajoe999 January 20, 2021

Purple Sumbrero

Twisting a female's nipples so hard that them little peckers look like a purple slushie, then grabbing your Mexican yardworker's sumbrero and having a siesta.

Jose: I Purple Sumbrero'd your Mom last night!
Pierre: Get a Green Card!

by corolla4321 September 21, 2014

Purple Boy

A male or cis-male teenager who reads books, likes astronomy, believes in magic (to a sense), hypes his friends, anxious, and most importantly, is obsessed with crystals.

A: ugh did you see him? He’s so cute!

B: omg yes he’s such a purple boy 😩

by Dhakaksndhejwksjcjd June 7, 2021

purple tuba

Durring the act of a blow job the one performing blows hard into the opening of the penis which then ruptures some veins inside the scrotum causing pain, swelling, and the scrotum to turn a purple color.

Man, Cathy gave me a purple tuba last night and my ball are in so much pain.

by Jwkilo June 13, 2017

Purple Babbon

1) To shank someone with a rusty spoon. Mostly used around the cinema/restaurant area at Bury St edmunds, Suffolk.

or

2) The male genital or penis. Mostly used around the cinema/restaurant area at Bury St edmunds, Suffolk.

Guy 1: Don't make me Purple Babbon you in the back blood!!

Guy 2: Hey mate carm down mate........ i hope you mean rusty spoon shank right??

by The Kitchen Gods November 6, 2009

Purple Pancake

When you squeeze the circulation out of a pair of rather large titties, and they begin to turn purple.

Secretary Clinton likes it real kinky. She had me give her the purple pancakes.

by OmgItsBigBoy November 11, 2020