tablet potato

A person who uses an iPad, especially on a train, airplane, boat, or bus, and is oblivious to everything around him or her.

Ben: Excuse me, what time is it, please?
Girl with iPad, using zoom feature, staring at photo on screen of Lake Atitlan in Guatemala and not really paying attention: (Hrmmmphhh!)
Rachel: I don't think that girl's really paying attention. She's a tablet potato! Ask someone else...

by pentozali June 8, 2010

potato queet

The meaty area between your thumb and index finger.

"I was cutting an apple and sliced right into my potato queet. It huts like a SOAB."

by jonderson May 26, 2008

Blue Potato

A male yeast infection on the testicles.

The patient has a bad case of Blue Potato.

by AtomicShockwave March 9, 2015

Baked Potato

The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.

"Dude you should have the fac

Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!

by JimmyT March 13, 2015

Sweet Potato

To repeatedly steal the shrimple off of all the custard in a bakery or restaurant and eat it

Daniel, stop sweet potatoing the custard! You’re going to ruin it for everyone else!

by Acorns Anonymous November 21, 2019

Crippling Potato

Matthew

Laney:Hey is that Matthew?

Logan:Yep that’s a potato rolling on the floor.

Laney: Oh the Crippling Potato

Logan: Yeah that Crippling Potato is Matthew

by MatthewSaidFuckMeDaddy106 May 9, 2019

Smexy potato

A person named Lilah morrigan kinzzy or Amie are consider smexy potato’s however they are very loud but hot hot hot they are.

You are a smexy potato.

by Oueen”o”Pineapples February 22, 2020