Penguin Tux

When you shit on your lover's head and it runs down their sides looking like a penguin.

Last night was so hot, I gave my girl a Penguin Tux!

by astroworm September 6, 2006

peng

n. A sound describing when an object is uttery mutilated

When you kick blacklights, they go peng!

by Kenny Peng October 4, 2005

penguined

adj. Pregnant.

Coined by a 2 and a half year old.

"Word has it Monica is penguined"

by Peckle Arjona June 2, 2004

pengas

A penis. The opposite of a poon. It may sometimes be adorned with a tight, latex cover to prevent the excretion of baby-making fluids. Some females have also been known to have a pengas, although it is primarily owned by males.

Females in Drama have a pengas, while males in Drama have a poon.

by Rubenggggg December 15, 2008

penguin

you punch a girl in both of her eyes making them black and blow a load on her face.

my girl got a penguin yesterday, its not an animal though

by nickchandler February 25, 2009

Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss

A regular penguin kiss (touching one's nose briefly with someone elses) combined with head-banging. This results in the "Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss".

Holy shit, that heavy metal penguin kiss was fucking awesome!

by Billy Delashmutt July 23, 2008

Pittsburgh Penguins

A bunch of little bitches that cheat to win. They are a bunch of crybabies that are shit at hockey.

Did you see that person from the Pittsburgh Penguins crying like a bitch.

by Oooooooo10 May 29, 2018