by my goa April 24, 2021
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What a to-do to die today, at a minute or two to two;
A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do.
For they'll beat a tattoo, at twenty to two
A rat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tattoo
And a dragon will come when he hears the drum,
At a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.
That's a paradox innit!
Infamy Infamy, they've all got it in for me.
A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do.
For they'll beat a tattoo, at twenty to two
A rat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tattoo
And a dragon will come when he hears the drum,
At a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.
That's a paradox innit!
Infamy Infamy, they've all got it in for me.
by urbanparadox May 21, 2021
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After 1 AM, Girls Gone Wild.
After 1 AM, Girls Gone Wild.
Jimmy's parents thought he was staying up late to watch Gargoyles, but his imagination and Paid Programming were what really kept him up at night.
by Cthulhu July 25, 2021
Get the Paid Programming mug.Some Faggot ass truck group out of Alabama that only has big loud shitboxes that break down. with somebodies dad constantly chaperoning his son which is the “leader” of the truck group.
“Here comes Paradise Kingz.”
“How’d you know?”
“I can see somebodies dad in the truck.”
“Is that Paradise Kingz?”
“Yep.”
“Sigh... what a bunch of faggots.”
“How’d you know?”
“I can see somebodies dad in the truck.”
“Is that Paradise Kingz?”
“Yep.”
“Sigh... what a bunch of faggots.”
by SomeMarineGuy October 27, 2021
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'para' being slang for "pair of" and 'dox' meaning to have your phone number and address be leaked. so paradox refers to when someone doxes two people at once. It is seen as a flex to those in hacker online chat rooms.
'para' being slang for "pair of" and 'dox' meaning to have your phone number and address be leaked. so paradox refers to when someone doxes two people at once. It is seen as a flex to those in hacker online chat rooms.
Guy 1:His social security number is 5768 and hers is 67049 and his phone number is 50963 while hers is 5067.
Guy 2: bro! no way you just hit a paradox. guy 3 is gonna be so jealous!
Guy 1: hey man, it's just what I do best.
Guy 2: heard guy 3 was too busy having a three-some to hack into their accounts tonight.
Guy 1: that's embarassing.
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 2: bro! no way you just hit a paradox. guy 3 is gonna be so jealous!
Guy 1: hey man, it's just what I do best.
Guy 2: heard guy 3 was too busy having a three-some to hack into their accounts tonight.
Guy 1: that's embarassing.
Guy 2: yeah.
by bestie b0b0 November 15, 2021
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person 2 - "Now" *punchs person 1*
person 1 - *screams in pain*
person 2 - "There you got paided, now stop complaining"
person 2 - "Now" *punchs person 1*
person 1 - *screams in pain*
person 2 - "There you got paided, now stop complaining"
by howdoesonepain November 15, 2021
Get the paided mug.If someone rips you off (can apply to price gouging like the PS5, and other popular items) it makes them a PAIDophile! This is supposed to be a new slur! You go tell someone that they are ripping you off, and then call them a PAIDophile, and then explain what a PAIDophile is to them!
by Janegro August 16, 2021
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