on my ass

being super drunk/fucked up from weed/alc etc, but at a relaxed state

“I was on my ass after 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 9, 2020

My Dashboard

Microsoft Excel spreadsheet database and accounting system that's called "My dashboard.xls" This program is uses for what an contacts database and accounting system do not contain.

Good way to balance cash vs accrual (record income and expenses in the period they are earned or incurred) method of accounting.
Handles All aspects of marketing, administration, operations, along with their sub ~ categories to group expenses in starting the business.

It's a book keepers boot camp program for successful entrepreneurs.

I think using My dashboard might help you accomplish the real spread your looking for my friend.

by W!g0@lsWrk;) January 5, 2010

That was my foot

A usually annoying common usage for those who get their feet, hands and/or other bodily parts injured by another person. But, the real controversy is if it was their foot, then whose is it now? But, if you look upon the other side of this controversy, you can see that perhaps the that-was-my-footer is saying what the other person injured. The choice is up to your usage!

Hey! That was my leg!
Hey! That was my foot !

by LSDfreak April 26, 2011

my dash

A term used to describe how fast you driven with your car.

Haha your so slow my dash is 140

by TSullyTyler February 17, 2018

in my opinion

Phrase idiots use to let others be guaranteed what he or she says is actually his or her opinion.

-"In my opinion, I think goth is a way of life."
-"I know it's your opinion, idiot."

by tehlivi August 10, 2009

my word

Like saying i swear to god, used when your telling some one something, or when there asking you something.

(Your Buddie)i was out last night and almost got jumped,, (You)your word? or (You)my word i almost got jumped last night. or even like this, my word i would never do that, or my word this food is amazing

by ruzie ru April 4, 2008

my penis

my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.

my penis is to sexy for you!

by Homosexual April 23, 2005