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Ghetto Retarded

When something goes down that is so ludicrous that all political correctness is thrown by the wayside.
Peter: Man, I caught my girl in bed with my dad last night.

Joseph: Bro, thats just ghetto retarded.
by Sideburns88 May 17, 2010
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Electric Retard

One of the most disgusting Web Comics ever made. It prides itself on rabid pedophilia, rape, gore, murder, and so forth, all drawn in MS Paint. Also a matter of 'pride' to them is that they where banned from Germany.

Some say that this is far & out the worst of internet shock sites.
Sick shit, dude. Don't believe me? Search Electric Retard on Google. You'll wish you didn't afterwards.
by Zero Proxy January 6, 2008
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retard quotes

In opposition to the previous defition, retard quotes are, if anything, those next to the enter key on a standard keyboard. That is not a proper quotation mark, it is the symbol for inches. Because space on a keyboard is limited, this symbol is doubled-up, to also be used as a quotation mark, creating the so-called "straight quotes."

The use of the back-tick (`) to indicate opening quotes and the single tick (or foot mark, ') to indicate closing quotes has been standard in word processing and digital typesetting for decades. Perhaps this usage is pedantic and annoying to some--especially those that like 2 talk w/ few leters--but this hardly makes it retarded.
So I said to her ``you said `no, I don't care about your ``retard quotes,''''' and she hit you for being a pedantic jackass? Quelle ignorante!
by BasicGrammar May 27, 2006
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retard diarrhea

After a verry long time period of having retard constipation you explode and say/do retarded things uncontrollably.
That class was so long, I had to sit there quietly afterwords I got really bad retard diarrhea .
by NatalieWine August 4, 2007
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math retard

One that displays a particular deficiency in being able to solve simple mathematical equations...such as those involving Calculus or Algebra/Geometry.
Man, why the fuck does Alex display such a flaw in being able to take Pre-calc? He can't even graph y=x.. He's such a math retard...
by notoriouswat January 31, 2009
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full retard

to get so drunk that you are no longer a fully functioning human being.
Dude Todd is so fucking drunk. He has gone full retard.
by cariboulou2013 November 6, 2009
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