When you take a bunch of raw fish and fill a balloon with it and then blow the balloon up in your asshole. Then you walk around like that for 3 days and then you shit-fart the fishy balloon out of your asshole into your girlfriend's mouth and she sings a rousing rendition of "I've been working on the railroad" while giving you a blumpkin.
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Someone who lies by telling his friends to watch him get first place in the top heat of the 100 yd backstroke. When in actuality he gets last place in the 2nd heat with a time of either 1:21 or 1:23.
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When you take a shower and you're all fresh and clean, and immediately following you have to take a shit!!
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