This school is the perfect school if you would like to get lice, a migraine, depression, anxiety, etc! The kids suck and the staff is even worse but that A ok because the teacher doesn't care at all! Thunder is the best 6th-grade team ninja is the WORST 7th-grade team and Earth had potential but Castle ruined it Ice and Ocean are pretty ok. The girls gossip 25/8 and the wanna-be popular guys are just ick. Anyways, If this didn't sell you to come to this school what are you waiting for? sign up now!
by classof2028 February 5, 2024

OUTBACK MOUNTAIN - A True Story
Two men named Symmo and Hayden,
Grew up having lust for no maiden.
Hayden suggested, "Let's screw,"
Monkey see, monkey do,
And the results were heard all the way in Aden.
Two men named Symmo and Hayden,
Grew up having lust for no maiden.
Hayden suggested, "Let's screw,"
Monkey see, monkey do,
And the results were heard all the way in Aden.
by michael_clarke January 8, 2009

Meth.
John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds!
Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.
John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.
Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.
John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.
by tehannihilator September 6, 2015

The Act of caressing a Man's thigh while moving into position for Anal sex on a Bike that costs $2000 or more.
by Skin DIver April 11, 2022

by Peter Thorpe Normal Rice September 1, 2020

1: Shoving a can or bottle of Mountain Dew up your butt because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.
2: The giant poop you take after drinking too much Mountain Dew because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.
2: The giant poop you take after drinking too much Mountain Dew because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.
1: Person 1: That guy is such a tool.
Person 2: We should give him a Mountain
Dewdoo.
2: Person 1: She is such a tool.
Person 2: Yeah I hope she takes a Mountain Dewdoo from all that Mountain Dew she has been drinking.
Person 2: We should give him a Mountain
Dewdoo.
2: Person 1: She is such a tool.
Person 2: Yeah I hope she takes a Mountain Dewdoo from all that Mountain Dew she has been drinking.
by TanAir December 9, 2013

by DillyDerk June 17, 2021
