Liam's Mom

The most fuckable slut you will ever find for free or lay your eyes on.

Landon did Liam's Mom last night.

by phoyto March 26, 2009

Bruce's Mom

Short 42 year old woman with a hot ass and a taste for 18 year old men.

I bonned Bruce's Mom last night

by Backdatassup December 14, 2008

Ruben's mom

An unattractive female that randomly sucks dick for no apparent reason

I just sucked some guys dick for no reason

so you are Ruben's mom?

by MortaR213 May 1, 2016

your mom

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.

1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.

by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011

mom it up

To do something to something that normally a mom would do; or to emulate a motherly activity

Wrapping up leftover pizza from a frat party in nice individual plastic wrapped packages, Tom heard his roommate holler: "Hey man, you really mom'ed that up!"

Or

As Christy served up homemade cookies and milk to her friends, they cheered: "Mom it up!"

by progin September 14, 2010

Oreo Mom

adj. a mother of childen who are part black and white

Look at that oreo mom go shopping with her.

by lunarstar2014 May 22, 2010

plastic mom

(n) A typically surgically altered, pink velour track suit wearing, convertible driving mother. She is usually older and longs for younger days.

Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls is a "plastic mom."

by sexyqueengoddess69 September 28, 2008