by Tosilly12 August 29, 2019
Get the Soldier Mindmug. by bsoshzhq May 30, 2024
Get the Fucked up Mindmug. by puglifeornolife September 8, 2021
Get the Determ-in-da-mindmug. When you should be working and taking cases and not making silly or over-complicated reference jokes or browsing joke websites.
by Jon Boice October 26, 2015
Get the mind the queuemug.
Get the Mind-gobblingmug. Heath: “I mind fockled her last night. She couldn’t put together a sentence or walk. She looked like Bambi walking”
Dan: “She was a crippled retard Heath”
Dan: “She was a crippled retard Heath”
by MikeJones69420 September 6, 2023
Get the Mind focklemug. A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism
Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."
Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"
Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"
Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"
Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"
Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"
Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"
by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025
Get the Mindful Blondemug.