Kid 1: you know I picked on the lock and stole everything inside
Kid 2: you fucking legend
Teacher: You 2 are expelled
Kid 2: you fucking legend
Teacher: You 2 are expelled
by Urban Dick Admin May 13, 2019
Get the Lockmug. (looks down at keyboard and sees esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows)
by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024
Get the esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrowsmug. by carl lagoudy September 30, 2020
Get the Caps lockmug. Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023
Get the Land-locked clubmug. by ds40 July 20, 2023
Get the unlocked lockmug. by Jojo westbrook May 19, 2016
Get the Cock lockedmug. that annyoing moment when you are gonna do a capital letter at the beginning of a word but instead you but a lower case letter at the beginning of the word and do the rest as upper case
by Line Infantry October 18, 2012
Get the lock capsmug.