Lobsteritas

A nasty new strain of crabs, leaving its victims disgruntled and hostile. Thus far lobsteritas has no cure! Watch out kids.

by Alice McMuffin October 14, 2003

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Lobby Police

A fucking chink who jacks off every second of his life.

That kid is a Lobby Police.

by Raptaz0r October 9, 2008

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Lobsters

A form of Lice that is contracted by having sex with an expensive prostitute.

George: Dude, my pubes are fuckin' itching so badly.
Andy: But really?! That hooker you had sex with last night probably gave you crabs.
George: Na hell nah, fuck that. That whore was expensive.
Andy: Oh yea. That kind of money gets you lobsters.

by hotstreak864 April 6, 2009

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lobotomist

the entity that creates symptoms of a lobotomy (cutting the connections between brain parts) on the patient via kim-kardashians-huge-ass-size magnitude bong hit; also known as The Terminator 2.0 - REINCARNATED

Fuckin lobotomist got me so baked out of my mind I thought rat shrews were raping my mindhole.

by LE BOTANIST1 November 7, 2009

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lobby log

When you need to take a dump during a 17 hour road trip that includes multiple meals at fast food restaurants, and you arrive at your hotel; first thing you do is pollute the restroom off the hotel lobby with a huge turd called a lobby log

When we finally arrived at our Holiday Inn off of I-90, I left a lobby log so I wouldn't pollute our hotel room.

by F'in Barn July 17, 2017

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