by YOOO9875345 May 6, 2021
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Jobe Jobe is an unidentified man who invented the universe. It is sin to ask anymore of his origin unless you pay 200 bucks up front. Otherwise, you need not know. Only our commandments.
Children of the Jobe Jobe cult are called Big Bois. My bestie and I are the high priestesses of the Jobe Jobe chapel. Chapels vary in what they practice depending on the country. Such are those who believe in the South American Jobe or Soviet Jobe, and others. There are many which come in varieties like Jolly Ranchers. Kinda like ppl who believe in black Jesus and stuff. Those cultures might have a different view on Jobe, but we all share the same fundamentals and commandments. That is, Jobe Jobe is our one a true god. Jobe Jobe created us and all of existence. And Jobe Jobe invented the wet fart for the pleasure of us using it to bully 6th graders. Amen.
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Jobe, some random fucking kid, has no idea some diarrhea dribbling piss kink idiots made a cult over himself nd worshipped him for years. We're dumb and proud.
Jobe Jobe is an unidentified man who invented the universe. It is sin to ask anymore of his origin unless you pay 200 bucks up front. Otherwise, you need not know. Only our commandments.
Children of the Jobe Jobe cult are called Big Bois. My bestie and I are the high priestesses of the Jobe Jobe chapel. Chapels vary in what they practice depending on the country. Such are those who believe in the South American Jobe or Soviet Jobe, and others. There are many which come in varieties like Jolly Ranchers. Kinda like ppl who believe in black Jesus and stuff. Those cultures might have a different view on Jobe, but we all share the same fundamentals and commandments. That is, Jobe Jobe is our one a true god. Jobe Jobe created us and all of existence. And Jobe Jobe invented the wet fart for the pleasure of us using it to bully 6th graders. Amen.
Unironically-
Jobe, some random fucking kid, has no idea some diarrhea dribbling piss kink idiots made a cult over himself nd worshipped him for years. We're dumb and proud.
"I'm an atheist, what are you?"
"I am a proud big boi, a lover of Jobe Jobe (praise be). He is my one true lord and savior. Gosh bless, brother."
"I am a proud big boi, a lover of Jobe Jobe (praise be). He is my one true lord and savior. Gosh bless, brother."
by JobeJobe4eva May 12, 2021
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He is awesome, handsome, short, and overall a really nice and caring guy. If you ever meet a Joey Kim call him a mid get.
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sexy. hot. cool. funny. beautiful. the person you want to be around because he’s all of these things. he’s the best mutual on planet earth tbh even though he doesn’t find rocket raccoon attractive.
by gamorasb1tch June 5, 2021
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Jobet is a legend that waits to be discovered. A creative and innovative person. He is extremely intelligent, caring, and outgoing person that loves the company of his friends and colleagues but he values alone time for self reflection and realization. Jobet's smile will melt even the coldest of hearts, so bright and full of hope and joy. Jobet's eyes will show you what it's like to gaze into a sea which is the brightest of greens and the deepest of blues at the same time. People with this name is talented either in singing, dancing, academics or both. If you happen to know a person with this name, treasure him because he deserves the love of the world.
Jobet is a great singer.
by gecko07 June 7, 2021
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