jerkymon

Jerking off to pokemon

Jay played jerkymon all day

by Astartes889 June 11, 2006

Jerr

To mess up; defile; make chaos; mix up; cause unnecessary disorder.

After being outside during the hurricane, my hair got all jerred.

by ATeam215 October 23, 2011

Jerred

A guy that'll surprise you in millions of ways. He's gorgeous and smart and funny but not full of himself. Just his presence in your life will make it better.

Oh look! There goes Jerred.

by Throwdatassinaprayercircle January 6, 2019

jerryass

1. A person at a park outing that brings the exact same game pieces as someone else but forgets to mark them properly.

2. The type of person that sits in their executive suite never doing anything but playing games and making crank calls.

1. Why do we have more than one set of beanbags for Jerry S? What a jerryass, yo!!!

2. That jerryass is some kind of freak robot that does a terrible Charles Nelson Riley impression.

by Rex B. August 25, 2006

jerrydick

White individual who is completely bald, have very small dick, uneducated, therefore makes minimum wage, unable to satisfy his girl, dont get laid often, therefore his girl cheats on him with guys with brown dicks.

A homo looking baldy guy with AIDS, whos lips look like a pussy with herpes, working in the stone industry, making less than a hard working Mexican.

Baldy homo dude who sucks brown cocks for a living on 171 street and hillside ave.

Dude, did you see that jerrydick Robert Savnio? I knew he was a homo. he looks like he's got herpes from sucking homeless dicks.

so I get an IM from this jerrydick robertasavino, and all he asks me is where he can get penis enlargement. WTF dude?

robert savino is such a jerrydick, rogaine is not working for his shiny ass bald head. what a dumb fuck.

by tyler perryy June 27, 2010

jerren

Can am/jeep driving douche bag. Has molesters mustache. Has a skinny wiener. Can usually be found on Sundays mud ridin. Wants to be a cop so he can arrest the haters. Is a horrible salesmen and manager. Even with his many flaws, he is a genuinely nice guy and always tries to help a brother out.

Person 1"Look at that horrible manager"
Person 2 "awe bro he is probably a real Jerren"

by Jysm1222 November 6, 2013

jerky

jerky (noun) - another word for the female buttocks.

Dang, did you see all that jerky on Beyonce?

by Enairb September 23, 2007