jack sock

A sock used for the purposes of masturbation, often found hardened and flaking, stuffed down the side of the bed in a teenage boy's room. Also the unfortunate name of a US professional tennis player.

Not to be confused with jock sack, a Scotsman's ball bag.

"That guy's name is Jack Sock??!!"

by Jon Salat November 15, 2017

fat or jacked

A large male. stocky, bulky, roundish, someone resembling a meatball, but under that polo, is it fat..or is it intense muscle mass? Is this meatball man fat.. or jacked?

Girl 1: Yo, Josh is really cute! Don't you think?
Girl 2: Yea he's got a great smile.. but is he fat or jacked?

by Ishnala December 14, 2010

Jack Merridew

A child who wanted to kill a pig and turned into a psycho And tried to kill a child called Ralph

Credits to William Golding

“Oh for goodness sake where are all of my pigs???”

“Oh god Jack Merridew has been…”

by Norchi and Souja April 8, 2022

Jack Jensen

A sexy beast who is way to cute for everyone around him. He can usually be found around two other chads and is very shy and insane at everything except balancing. Usually a track kid and has women crawling on him. Has a 4.0.

Wow That Kid Has So Many Girls He Must Be A Jack Jensen

by Curious George Hamilton May 6, 2022

Shower Jack

A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.

Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?

Joe : because he is such a shower jack

by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d August 28, 2013

Jack Rackham

Jack Rackham is a certified badman who was recruited by NRK and since then has scored multiple points on his opps on road. Jack Rackham is praised by all but is also feared on the streets and therefore is not a force to be messed with. Jack Rackham portrays the look of a black man with strong ginger hair and has the voice of someone fresh off the boat(do not let the stereotypically British name fool you).

Wallad 1:Yo my twizzy. Did you see Jack Rackham on the battlefield?

Wallad 2: Of course. He was smacking bodies bro.

by TalibanTom911 May 4, 2022

dumping jack

the act of pooping on a females chest while jacking off

I took a dumping jack on Jane last night

by Defcon3 January 19, 2009