italians

they’re not real. they don’t exist. shut up.

person 1: hey did you see this new italian restaurant??

person 2: wdym homie, italians aren’t real.

by DHCIS SODBSOANDIXBX August 6, 2021

Italian whippa snippa

Grabbing a large ball of flacid pizza dough and whipping someone in the face with it.

Don't cross me, else I'll hot you with an Italian whippa snippa.

by Theracialrussian April 12, 2024

Italian Fatigue

A state of mental or emotional exhaustion brought on by prolonged exposure to individuals—typically of southern Italian descent—who exhibit a chronic disregard for punctuality, responsibility, or seriousness. Symptoms may include waiting indefinitely, repeating instructions, and questioning the concept of time itself.

I can't hang out with y'all anymore, I got Italian fatigue like a MF

by ButtDawg June 8, 2025

Italian seatbelt

The act of reaching across to momentarily seize the passenger's breast when avoiding/running over a hazard in the road while driving.

Person 1: "I gave her an Italian seatbelt last night."
Person 2: "What did she do?"
Person 1: "She punched me in the dick."

by pxrkourhackers December 28, 2015

Gaping Italian

When you’re having anal sex and you shove spaghetti and boiling hot water inside her asshole and proceed to fuck it.

Just gave My girl the gaping Italian last night

by Cuntsandwich69 September 28, 2020

the Italian job

An act upon which a man inserts his fingers in a pinched fingers gesture Italian style, into a womens vagina.

North! I can't believe you preformed the Italian job! how did it even fit in?

by Wolsingham incident January 27, 2022

Italian quick draw

When an Italian shoots down someone’s chance to spread a random fact

John kept spewing out random facts until I pulled an Italian quick draw

by Quantum Aspect March 15, 2024