by Your girlfriend’s husband January 13, 2022
the person who has killed all their dad figures in his life ( his dad , uncle Ben , Iron man & Mysterio ).
spider-man is an adorable innocent bean.
by uncle loki July 20, 2019
A "Spider Man!!" is when you are having sex with someone, doggy style. When you're about to cum, pull out and cum into your hand, and then when your partner turns around, you shout "Spider Man!!" and then fling your cum into their face.
Partner: "My boyfriend hit me with a "Spider Man!!" last night! I had no idea! How could I have not seen that coming?"
Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"
Man's "friend": " Who are you?"
Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"
Man's "friend": " Who are you?"
by Friendly neighborhood Faggot September 2, 2022
A teenager who hit puberty too hard and now he can run fast and pick up semi trucks. Lucky guy, huh? The reason he wears the mask is to hide his face by the way.
by I'mAnIdiot December 17, 2019
You are having intercourse when the girl is on top and you take your hands to reach back to get butthole and make the spider man web shooting hands to spread open her butthole with your two middle fingers and ring fingers.
by Buttermilk178 September 5, 2022
by lil Jew December 28, 2019