irish patty

a term refering to a man or woman who is part or full irish and has the features of an ugly greasy burger that has an odor of rot or can refer to an irish with too much make up and tries to display to much of a good thing

Person 1: Dude, did you let one out?
Person 2: O ya man!
Person 1: Man, you are so fat! You irish patty!

by Fman September 11, 2008

irish clapping

When a female sits on a mans genitalia and bounces up and down rapidly until the fluid known as semen erupts from the males genitalia.

I heard Michael and Catherine were Irish Clapping in the Dunkin' Donuts bathroom

by Mermaid man July 28, 2014

Irish sleep

When someone passes out from being drunk out of their face.

" mayt I tell yer, I was dead drunk out me face and had me some irish sleep in dae ditch "

by Madtwattah January 9, 2012

Irish Alarm Clock

when you're woken by involuntary bowel movements in the early hours of the morning after drinking too many pints of guinness

Don't worry, I've set my irish alarm clock.

by stoutlover August 31, 2010

irish slip

When you leave a bed after copulation without the other party knowing that you've left

Mike slept with Alexandra. When the parking lot lights were too bright and the fan was too loud to sleep, Mike used his feet to check her ID to get her name(in case she heard him leaving), and to gather his clothes, before he pulled an Irish slip, and headed back to his own bed.

by Sagewilly January 12, 2014

irish trumpet

When someone of Irish decent cums up their partners nose, and then smacks said partner in the lips with a still erected penis.

For example: "Dude's! I totally Irish Trumpet'd that chick at the pub last night!"

by Irishman Jay O'Kelly January 15, 2018

Irish Sunglasses

When you've been drinking some alcoholic beverages and see a hot girl, but when you sober up and she's not as hot as you thought. Also known as Beer Goggles, Irish Goggles, Beer Glasses, etc.

Hooked with this girl, but I had Irish Sunglasses so I woke up and she was so fugly, Iwished I could put them back on.

by TheLandmaster64 September 27, 2019