Ducking Bugging

When your anxiety presents as an imaginary, angry swarm of attacking bees. Often occurring when life becomes too much to bare and where typos in messenger are good enough for getting the point across.

Montey is ducking bugging because has not heard the results from his job interview that would permit him to quit his current job and leave early for his long overdue weekend away with his boys.

by Monteyblanc June 16, 2018

Shitting Duck

A play on the term sitting duck. If you are a shitting duck, you are helpless in your current situation, but you are also scared enough to shit your pants.

When I was threatened by that mobster, I was a shitting duck.

by MaggotHoles August 1, 2018

Ducking Washed

Just like fucking wasted, but the camping version because we can’t let the DNR know we smuggled alcohol into the state park

“Man how lit are you?”
“Dude, one would say I am ducking washed.”

by JClouie22 June 27, 2019

Not my duck

Something that is clearly not your responsibility that someone is trying to dump on you

"Hey bro can you go do my laundry while I'm out?" "Not my duck, man sorry."

by Mr. Cool guy July 18, 2019

Tuck and duck

When you have to tuck your hard on in your pants and run out

Bro, my mom almost walked in on me and i had to tuck and duck.

by DoodleArtz April 19, 2019

Duck Army

Its like a sparta of ducks
Fun fact:

If a duck and a fish had a kid, would it be a dish or a fuck?

Yesterday I was atacked by a duck army

by Dish_or_Fuck December 5, 2019

The Black Duck

This is an organization founded by the Greek Gods, (Mangos, Avocado, Eggplant, and Mage)
And they are looked up upon all living creatures on planet Earth.

Woah is that The Black Duck.

I wouldn't mess with them.

by Allthelines December 12, 2019