shong lock dong

Big black man. Most likely from Africa or the southern part of America.

Is Joshua a shong lock dong?

by dragon_slayer36 October 1, 2017

Ding dong

When your so idiot there's no other way to describe you

Your such a Ding dong

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Dong

A popular name for the male phallus, brought back into the spotlight by erectile enthusiasts, Numan.com with their tv advert entitled 'call it what you will', declared the 'best ever advert' by the flaccid men of Twitter.

That unbranded viagra really brought my dong back to life!

I took a few blue pills and couldn't believe how hard my dong was!

by oldhag89 March 1, 2022

does will have a long dong

will wants to know if he has a long dong? can you help find it?

Riter, Have you seen my does will have a long dong? I can't find it anywhere!

by anonymous February 3, 2022

Ding dong

The Yr7 HOY 2019 that everyone hates at st Leonard’s. She dates coony and she is so bent. She loves report cards

Persia: ding dong your a prick

Ding dong: sorry but coony spikes me and your on green now

by Ooof that peng ting February 26, 2019

Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015

Ding dong

When something surprising, unexpected or impressive happens

(Man does backflip) " Ding Dong! That was amazing

by King Watson August 18, 2013