Doing A Greg

The act of getting wasted one night and making up a fake game as an excuse for not showing up to work the next morning

Just heard Greg James is missing after being wasted with Lizzo and Harry Styles at the BRIT awards last night. I bet he is 'doing a greg!'

by mr.handlebandlebobitybipbob February 19, 2020

Doing an austin

When one has a big ween

“I heard you’re doing an austin down there”

by Lilweenaustin February 11, 2022

poo and a do

A shampoo and a hair do/ hair cut..

Sally looked at her hair in the mirror and knew it was time for

a poo and a do.

by sheila in the car June 17, 2013

do a josh

crack your iphone's (or any other gadget) screen by unexpectedly dropping it on a hard surface from a relevant height.

I will never do a josh again.. that's what he said.. when a strange sound tickled his ears..

by and2 October 27, 2012

Doing numbers

A reference of one's ability to successfully coordinate the accumulation and/or distribution of units.

Kevin was really doing numbers today at the office, he successfully completed 9 projects!

Mary's website did numbers today, she made $1200 in 3 hours making fetish foot porn!

by 🐺 September 20, 2022

whitie-do

White-Out

DAMMIT! I made a typo! Give me your damn whitie-do!

by Cap'n\\'Crunch March 13, 2003

Doing a Phillips

When you claim to be an avid cyclist but nobody has ever seen you do anything more than push your bike down the road.

Look Daddy that man’s doing a Phillips

by Boothroid prime February 19, 2023