cooterbonked

When you stretch the labia so far and fit your balls inside and bounce around till you ejaculate screaming I bonked ya

Wanna bonk? Let’s “bonk “

I love getting cooterbonked.

What’s that?

Read above.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild November 26, 2024

Cooter Clap

The equivalent of "Tea Bagging" for female gamers and/or characters.

You just got cooter clapped.

Gamer 1: What are you doing?
Gamer 2: Cooter clapping.

by thecooltherapist December 2, 2024

Cootie Brown

The drunkest person at the party

damn ...I thought I was drunk last time. but Kelly took the cootie Brown award from me

by JEH3 December 8, 2023

CooterDem

Clintonista. Centrist warmonger. among other vile takes.

It's sad, but bernie Sanders is now officially a cooterdem.

by MsStevie January 4, 2024

cooterstank

The nasty fishy aroma that some women emit from their crotch area. Often occurs with women living in trailer parks, those with poor hygiene, or morbidly obese women.

Dude she has the worst cooterstank in the world, I thought somebody opened a can of tuna.

by Big Mike and the Boys January 11, 2024

cooter mouse

Tampon; Feminine Hygiene Product

When the plumber snaked the toilet line he found the cause of the clog was a cooter mouse.

by tinyhands4lyf January 20, 2024

cooter conked

A more aggressive version of clam slamming

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!

by MissouriBound January 28, 2024