Meat Cookie

A crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.

Can I take your order?

Yea, I'll take a double meat cookie with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion.

by T.J. Dubz June 17, 2008

cooties

an invisible bug thats on boys and girls
you get cootiefied after hangin out and being close to the opposite sex
you get very itchy

ahhh!!! clay gave me the cooties!!

by blehmonster August 7, 2007

Cookie-pusher

Effete, unmasculine person with pretensions to social status; pejorative for a diplomat.

I went to a party in Georgetown with a bunch of cookie-pushers; some of them even were speaking in French. Time to leave town!

by Cornholio October 28, 2003

Cookie Bitch

Any person who actively takes part in the theft of anothers Cookie. (Regardless of ones gender, they can still be labled a "Cookie Bitch".)

"Oh, your talking about Bob. I heard hes a cookie bitch."
"Stop it! Your just a rotten little cookie bitch."

by Mr. Wagner January 7, 2006

cooties

The word boys give to girls when they go through hormonal changes. The girl starts to like boys and the boys don't like it because they haven't gotten their testosterone boost. Cooties is another word for high estrogen levels.

Mario "She has cooties"
The bro "Her estrogen levels must be high"

by supermariobro22 April 12, 2015

anal cookie

to place chocolate chips in a girl's anus and to lather ones cock in cookie dough. Then procede to fuck and then bake the now mashed together cookies. Afterwards it is tradition to force feed ones step mother to eat the cookies and slap ones stepfather

Jake and Betty made anal cookie. Afterwards they went to Betty's dads house and forced her mother to eat the cookies. They then slapped Betty's dad...but not too hard...he has a shotgun.

by Metal CP February 26, 2007

genius cookie

An endearing term used to describe a female.
The nicest, coolest, most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. A genius cookie commonly combines brains and heart with beauty for a killer combination. The term is only to be used to describe the best of the best, the cream of the crop. Genius cookies are often paired with stinkers.

You'll be my genius cookie forever and ever

by Anonymous January 22, 2004