Jack Colin Jones

just a bloody sex machine, ass licker and phd of the vagina

Jack Colin Jones, bro hes a bloody sex machine

by bruh_god January 11, 2022

Patsy Cline

Virginia Patterson Hensley Cline (1932-1963) is perhaps one of the most famous female country singers of the 20th century. Although her career was cut tragically short after she was killed in a plane crash, she still managed to leave behind a lasting legacy that remains strong to this day.

Patsy Cline was the female equivalent of Hank Williams.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 21, 2022

3 coldness levels

Level 1 40 to 59 degrees F outside and inside is Brick

Level 2 32 degrees F to 49 degrees F Cinderblocks outside and inside

Level 3 29 degrees F to below zero degrees F is Diamonds outside and inside

The term 3 coldness levels is defined by two construction rocks and one gemstone.

Nick Purcell, Yo man it’s 40 with a high of 59 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s brick.

Nick Purcell, You man it’s 32 with a high of 49 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s cinderblocks.

Nick Purcell, Yo man it’s zero with a high of 29 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s diamonds.

by Nick Purcell April 24, 2022

dirty colonel

When a dog gets in the shower whilst it’s owner is stretching his dick out by jamming in the shower door and walking backwards

Ollie recieved a dirty colonel after he rolled around in shit

by Jackson Goodwin August 1, 2022

vance coiner

person with this name typically makes racial slurs and watches animes

vance coiner is a weeb bruh, racist af

by veryclassifiedperson August 13, 2022

Lady Colin Campbell

A woman who gossips on British Television.

Lady Colin Campbell is a pretentious piffler.

by Lady Colin Campbell. October 14, 2022

Madeline Cline

Finest Woman in The World

🫢: Is that Madeline Cline!?!
Other person: Yeah, how could you tell from that far away?

by Go away 🖕🏼 March 26, 2023