cliterati burger

the random mumblings of a crazy person, trying to insult his roommate.

def: a person who falls off the top bunk in the middle of the night, who likes frisbee, and is one big hunk-o-man meat.

Connor, you are such a cliterati burger!!!

by Thedodger927 December 12, 2004

clit spit

This occurs while a male is performing oral sex on a female and pulls out to put a lip full of chewing tobacco in his mouth. The object is to then spread the chew in the female vagina which would then resemble a lip full of snuff.

Jeff's sister yelled at me for spitting on the carpet so i gave her a clit spit!

by Joseph Waters July 7, 2009

Clit Sore

When a fat slut gets her clit munched on by two panty elves at the same time while she bathes in cum butter.

"Yo, did you Sally last night at the party?"

"I did man, she scared the fuck out me with that clit sore she had!"

by Froma July 25, 2011

Cliteral

express yourself vulgarly about sexual acts towards a woman.

i was being cliteral ass fuck wit her! told her ill lick her EVERYTHING! HA HA

by NastyNat NoobSaibot May 17, 2011

Cliteral

When one is speaking only the unaltered truth about female genitalia.

"Betty's vagina cliterally had scales, it was very similar to that time I mouth-raped a salmon."

by My mom's mom's mom August 17, 2011

Cliterpillar

A long hairy clitorious that resembles one of them fuzzy caterpillars

I fucked this bitch last night who was shaven Brazilian except she had hair on her clitorious, it was a real cliterpillar

by jAKe47 October 10, 2014

cliterature

when one attempts foreplay with an intelligent woman, one must first practise cliterature. it entails reading literature to the woman, in order to arouse her.

"bro, she was so wet after i read her some cliterature."
"bro"
/high fives/

by blxxm March 27, 2015