chinese lime

squeezing a lime in ur penis then participating in sex
wow look at him he’s doing the chinese lime
by jeruseleim May 07, 2023
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chinese wings

I licked that girl out on her period it tasted like ‘Chinese wings’!
by dyl wes August 14, 2020
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Chinese cock trap

An act when 2 men put their cocks inside each end of a Chinese finger trap. They move back and forward causing the finger trap to jerk them off and to make them touch cock tips.
Hey guys, I just say the janitor and the math teacher doing a Chinese cock trap in the bathroom!
by Militaryman2002 May 10, 2016
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chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.
"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."
by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013
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When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 03, 2019
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chinese nuts

Really smelly and small nuts
Did you see that guy? I heard he's got Chinese nuts
by Prometheus42 February 21, 2016
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Chinese Digger

A moment in sex where you put your dick so far up a girls ass that she can taste it
Guy 1: Dude did you here about that girl katy yesterday, she can't even stand
Guy 2: thats cause I gave her a chinese digger
by ohdamnman March 23, 2011
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