by Adam MS March 13, 2008
Get the The Cats Meowmug. The act of jizzing on a face and placing freshly shaved pubic hair over it, resembling fur. Optionally a hat can be placed on the "receiver's" head to form a cat in the hat.
Terrence - How did the date go?
Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!
Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!
by DoctorAcula August 25, 2011
Get the Cat in the hatmug. by Bryan B. July 18, 2006
Get the cat citymug. The cat tax is the requirement to post cute pictures of your cat when you mention them on the internet.
Prima: "My cat is so sweet! She claws me in the face when her bowl is empty."
Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."
Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."
Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."
Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."
by Anyhoozle December 17, 2020
Get the Cat Taxmug. verb. To smoke a joint
May be enhanced with 'with peppers' for the quality weed and 'with chillis' when it is cut with an inferior substance e.g. rat poison
May be enhanced with 'with peppers' for the quality weed and 'with chillis' when it is cut with an inferior substance e.g. rat poison
A: Can't come out tonight, I'm marinating a cat
A: Hey man, let's go marinate a cat.
B: With peppers?
A: You know it, man. I only get the good stuff.
B: Nice.
A: Damn, marinated a cat last night, but the chillis made me throw up constantly
A: Hey man, let's go marinate a cat.
B: With peppers?
A: You know it, man. I only get the good stuff.
B: Nice.
A: Damn, marinated a cat last night, but the chillis made me throw up constantly
by TheCatMarinator August 12, 2010
Get the Marinating a catmug. 1. A feline animal is usually involved in some sort of "verb" in the vicinity of your "noun" "verbing" your noun.
2. A feline animal who is on a never ending quest for cheeseburgers. (also spelled "cheezburger")
*In both usages, correct spelling and grammar are optional and not encouraged.*
2. A feline animal who is on a never ending quest for cheeseburgers. (also spelled "cheezburger")
*In both usages, correct spelling and grammar are optional and not encouraged.*
1. "hungree kitteh iz in ur frige, eeting ur fud."
2. "Can I has cheezburger, nao?"
3. Lol Cat is teh win.
2. "Can I has cheezburger, nao?"
3. Lol Cat is teh win.
by OtterKate February 20, 2009
Get the lol catmug. Studly Cat 1: MEOW
Whorish Slut Cat 2: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Studly Cat 1: Meow meow, meeeeowww! purr purr
Whorish Slut Cat 2: Purr meow purr purr.
<cat fetish sex>
Whorish Slut Cat 2: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Studly Cat 1: Meow meow, meeeeowww! purr purr
Whorish Slut Cat 2: Purr meow purr purr.
<cat fetish sex>
by MEOWTH June 12, 2012
Get the cat fetishmug.