ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

Deployed Card

Using the fact that you are or are about to be deployed to cheat on your girlfriend or wife.

I caught Sam using the Deployed card. He thinks because he is in Iraq, he can cybersex a lot of women behind his wife's back.

by Sakeenah October 10, 2009

leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'

i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!

by michael foolsley April 13, 2011

the card off

I lost my banking statements all finances unexpectedly included.

It's the card off I lost credit expenses now I have to consolidate. I'm a cancelled client

by bebosmittyy September 25, 2010

Card Hash

crystal hash made by collecting thc crystal from marijuana and pressing it in between the cards

my buddy made some good CARD HASH last night

by schwaggis July 15, 2010

people's card

In the card game President, the "Scum" and other players with bad hands containing low cards ask for players with high cards (most likely the president or vice-president) to lay down a "people's card" so that they may use some of the low cards in their hand instead of passing their turn because they have no playable cards.

Justin: "C'mon Claudia! People's card PLEASE!"
Claudia: "Sorry, all I have are these three Aces. Guess I'm president.. again. Bow to me scum."
Justin: "NO! not again!"

by hothamwater August 9, 2010

disappoint-day card

Opening a birthday card in hope of recieving a large amount of money, but all you get is a birthday card.
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card

Boy 1: Dude, did you get the $60 from your grandparents for that new game in your birthday card?

Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.

by Dcom001 May 23, 2011