California Burglar

While having anal missionary sex with a pregnant woman, thrust your fist into her vagina and pull out her unborn child.

"James! Be gentle! I'm four months pregnant!"
"Oh don't worry baby; I'll be in and out like a California Burglar."

by Captain Fluff March 29, 2009

Calin

A filipino and black male with a huge penis. He's probably the best on the basketball team. He also has good hair, and lots of tattoo's.

DAMNNN Daddy I want some Calin.

by Tht Niqqah December 4, 2011

califlora

cauliflower grown in California

Look at this beautiful field of califloras!

by Jeryuch December 14, 2007

california platinum

the best home-grown mary-jane where california has "prime" conditions to grow this sticky plant

John took one hit of california platinum and was blown all the way into the next night

by stoner 69 July 10, 2009

Caliente Carl

The Mexican version of the Hot Carl (see Hot Carl).

I gave david a Caliente Carl.

by MitchMartinez333 September 3, 2009

California Funnel

Where a man or a woman, puts a funnel in there partners ass, then poors beer, rotten milk, and chili. Then they get up do 20 jumping jacks. The other partner then lays down, and has the person stand over then and let it go all over there face.

Kid: "Mom, did you give dad an California funnel last night?"
Mom: "Yes I did, how did you know?"
kid: "I heard him say "you got chili in his eye and it really burned"

by kserieseg6 November 13, 2010

california creamer

When a man takes his penis, and puts it in whipped cream. Then he sticks it in a girls ass whilst the girl is being penatrated in the vagina. Then the males switch holes. Then the male in the ass pulls outand the other male licks off the shit and whipped cream

Jeff and dave totally pulled a california creamer last night on me, and I didn't even know until I looked back!

by steven dutch man November 14, 2011